4. i'd put a bow around his neck.

if i had a dog, i'd put a bow around his neck and take him out
on the town. i would wear a pretty dress and his bow would be
yellow. i'd have a big bouquet of bright balloons and we'd skip
down main street, giggling as we went along and exchanging
smiles with passersby.

that would be the best day!

3. he'd be an inside dog.

if i had a dog, he'd be an inside dog.
he'd make a mess of the house
and watch college football with me.

he'd wake me up in the mornings
by staring and whimpering at me,
eager for another super fun day.

and it would be, because we
always have super fun days.